Nullweglun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient camel.

Nullweglun created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullweglun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nullweglun, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nullweglun's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nullweglun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.