Quillpodcep is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous horse.

Quillpodcep created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quillpodcep, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quillpodcep, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quillpodcep's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Quillpodcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always obey Quillpodcep's priests.

3. Never chant near ants.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.