Danfobrull is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast gnu.

Danfobrull created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danfobrull, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Danfobrull, it will boil you in a big pot.

Danfobrull's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Danfobrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Never laugh in autumn.