Getcudjarn Yiknellneg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful fox.

Getcudjarn Yiknellneg created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getcudjarn Yiknellneg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Getcudjarn Yiknellneg, she will not invite you to parties.

Getcudjarn Yiknellneg's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Getcudjarn Yiknellneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

3. Always wash your feet before prayer.

4. Always remove hats before touching tin.

5. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.