Labbessmilfar is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, clever jackal.

Labbessmilfar created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labbessmilfar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Labbessmilfar, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Labbessmilfar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Labbessmilfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight birds near doors.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.