Bestratnat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage otter.

Bestratnat created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestratnat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bestratnat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bestratnat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bestratnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not prepare spinach while filled with anger.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

5. Always wear cyan.