Stikgilril is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless mole.

Stikgilril created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Stikgilril, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stikgilril, he will not care.

Stikgilril's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Stikgilril's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never chant while facing south.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. You must love Stikgilril.