Bafsakfat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody bird.

Bafsakfat created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsakfat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bafsakfat, he will turn you into a tree.

Bafsakfat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bafsakfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at midnight.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing trousers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

5. Bafsakfat loves ants, so they must be honoured.