Nuttapvid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, quiet duck.

Nuttapvid created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttapvid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuttapvid, it will not care at all.

Nuttapvid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nuttapvid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Nuttapvid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.