Quillquimhad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, cheerful dragon.

Quillquimhad created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillquimhad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quillquimhad, he will torture you forever.

Quillquimhad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Quillquimhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.