Larntaphot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring snail.

Larntaphot created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Larntaphot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larntaphot, she will ignore you.

Larntaphot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Larntaphot's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never prepare gooseberries during autumn.