Xenkikzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, effective toad.

Xenkikzod created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Xenkikzod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xenkikzod, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xenkikzod's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Xenkikzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.