Dissangeb is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent dingo.

Dissangeb created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissangeb, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dissangeb, he will curse you with boils.

Dissangeb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dissangeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.