Homponjam Vonkstipquart Nigyarljam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring grasshopper.

Homponjam Vonkstipquart Nigyarljam created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homponjam Vonkstipquart Nigyarljam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Homponjam Vonkstipquart Nigyarljam, she will not care.

Homponjam Vonkstipquart Nigyarljam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Homponjam Vonkstipquart Nigyarljam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never go into pink rooms.