Lidbigpop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental whale.

Lidbigpop created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbigpop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lidbigpop, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lidbigpop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lidbigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.