Funfidhun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable cat.

Funfidhun created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Funfidhun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Funfidhun, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Funfidhun's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Funfidhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Funfidhun in the centre of the settlement.