Getjongildib is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering beaver.

Getjongildib created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getjongildib, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Getjongildib, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Getjongildib's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Getjongildib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never prepare nuts during autumn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Getjongildib loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.