Loopgedben is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish shark.

Loopgedben created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopgedben, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Loopgedben, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Loopgedben's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Loopgedben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never mark doors with white.

5. You must love Loopgedben.