Kabdonbig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient dog.

Kabdonbig created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Kabdonbig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kabdonbig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kabdonbig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Kabdonbig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Never wear black stockings on sacred days.

4. Never prepare apples during autumn.

5. Never gather nine manatees near towers.