Ranmidlabbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, deceitful fly.

Ranmidlabbif created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ranmidlabbif, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ranmidlabbif, he will strike you with lightening.

Ranmidlabbif's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ranmidlabbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your arms toward the east during prayer.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed garlic to geese while wearing dresses.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.