Migbintail is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered centaur.

Migbintail created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Migbintail, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Migbintail, she will not care.

Migbintail's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Migbintail's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not keep eight rats in a large pit.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Migbintail loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.