Zogligged Flowandud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, astonishing sheep.

Zogligged Flowandud created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogligged Flowandud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogligged Flowandud, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zogligged Flowandud's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zogligged Flowandud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Hide from blue bats for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

5. Never write about gravity.