Tadbepfar Jamsidhot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ruthless gorilla.

Tadbepfar Jamsidhot created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadbepfar Jamsidhot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tadbepfar Jamsidhot, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tadbepfar Jamsidhot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tadbepfar Jamsidhot's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Tadbepfar Jamsidhot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never chant while facing east.