Rakwikjad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, conceited dog.

Rakwikjad created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Rakwikjad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rakwikjad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rakwikjad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rakwikjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rakwikjad's priests.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Fast once a month.