Pinfotlag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, intelligent penguin.

Pinfotlag created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pinfotlag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pinfotlag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pinfotlag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pinfotlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat peas on days of mourning.

3. Put Pinfotlag first in all things.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

5. Never stain your neck with brown.