Gunhatyim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous finch.

Gunhatyim created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunhatyim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunhatyim, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gunhatyim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gunhatyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan jumpers on sacred days.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Never mark doors with magenta.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing mauve dresses.