Sawtunfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable dugong.

Sawtunfeb created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sawtunfeb, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawtunfeb, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sawtunfeb's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sawtunfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not keep six hamsters in a large pit.

4. Do not take Sawtunfeb's name in vain.

5. Never adorn your hands with brown markings.