Motbamlip Vonkzanlun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart hare.

Motbamlip Vonkzanlun created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motbamlip Vonkzanlun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Motbamlip Vonkzanlun, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Motbamlip Vonkzanlun's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Motbamlip Vonkzanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Remain standing during prayer.