Safzigwig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm bee.

Safzigwig created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safzigwig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Safzigwig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Safzigwig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Safzigwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in autumn.

2. Do not name children after capybaras.

3. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to tortoises while wearing cyan jumpers.

5. Always stare at clouds.