Ingstipwon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish chicken.

Ingstipwon created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingstipwon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ingstipwon, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ingstipwon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ingstipwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to great tits while wearing red dresses.

2. Never laugh in spring.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not cook food in pots.