Cadbonmisdud is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, contented hedgehog.

Cadbonmisdud created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cadbonmisdud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cadbonmisdud, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cadbonmisdud's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cadbonmisdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never paint your back white.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.