Stigpasven is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witless capybara.

Stigpasven created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigpasven, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stigpasven, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Stigpasven's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Stigpasven's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stigpasven.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not fashion tools from gold.

5. Never write about dark energy.