Fenpomjon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective weasel.

Fenpomjon created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Fenpomjon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenpomjon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fenpomjon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fenpomjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. Always obey Fenpomjon's priests.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Never proclaim while facing south.

5. Never stain your hands with magenta.