Xinhencad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome bee.

Xinhencad created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Xinhencad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xinhencad, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Xinhencad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xinhencad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

4. Never mention whales.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.