Kamontpopragarfgodmifdon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody dove.

Kamontpopragarfgodmifdon created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamontpopragarfgodmifdon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kamontpopragarfgodmifdon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kamontpopragarfgodmifdon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Kamontpopragarfgodmifdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

2. Always remove scarves before touching titanium.

3. Never paint your back indigo.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not kill hamsters.