Wigbinbud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unfair crocodile.

Wigbinbud created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigbinbud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wigbinbud, it will destroy your home solar system.

Wigbinbud's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wigbinbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always store nuts above ground.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.