Dudsasmit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable beaver.

Dudsasmit created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudsasmit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudsasmit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dudsasmit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dudsasmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never gather six foxes in one place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.