Volstikcum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, almighty shrew.

Volstikcum created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Volstikcum, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Volstikcum, he will strike you with lightening.

Volstikcum's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Volstikcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always remove scarves before touching gold.

4. Volstikcum loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide if eight dogs approach from the east.