Limmin Milzimmif is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty lion.

Limmin Milzimmif created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limmin Milzimmif, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Limmin Milzimmif, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Limmin Milzimmif's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Limmin Milzimmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not consume apples at dawn.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never allow whales to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never record numbers.