Fidbopvig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical coyote.

Fidbopvig created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbopvig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidbopvig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fidbopvig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fidbopvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

2. Never prepare rice during autumn.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. You must pray to Fidbopvig eight times a day.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.