Hamfunbonbafnaddoss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unsympathetic grasshopper.

Hamfunbonbafnaddoss created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Hamfunbonbafnaddoss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hamfunbonbafnaddoss, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hamfunbonbafnaddoss' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hamfunbonbafnaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise scarves.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not keep seven mites in a large pit.

5. Always stare at clouds.