Vannilbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered squid.

Vannilbug created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vannilbug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vannilbug, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vannilbug's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vannilbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near sheep while wearing indigo ear rings.

2. Do not prepare limes while filled with anger.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Never wear orange coats on sacred days.

5. Do not sing at crossroads.