Betjigqueegbut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable chicken.

Betjigqueegbut created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Betjigqueegbut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Betjigqueegbut, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Betjigqueegbut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Betjigqueegbut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight gold sculptures of Betjigqueegbut on top of important buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Betjigqueegbut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Fast once a month.