Fit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest cat.

Fit created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fit, it will turn you into a tree.

Fit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest magenta.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Never handle copper while unclean.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.