Vigsigtim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, flying unicorn.

Vigsigtim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigsigtim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vigsigtim, she will turn you into a plant.

Vigsigtim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Vigsigtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six manatees near bridges.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Vigsigtim loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. You must pray to Vigsigtim nine times a day.