Appcatnar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless dingo.

Appcatnar created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appcatnar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Appcatnar, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Appcatnar's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Appcatnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.