Mipkinvab Fonyoksak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, slow dolphin.

Mipkinvab Fonyoksak created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipkinvab Fonyoksak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mipkinvab Fonyoksak, it will not invite you to parties.

Mipkinvab Fonyoksak's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Mipkinvab Fonyoksak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your feet before prayer.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Do not cook food in pots.