Nibveental is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful spider.

Nibveental created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibveental, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibveental, it will be very sad.

Nibveental's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nibveental's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. You must pray to Nibveental five times a day.

5. Never think about planets.