Sasorthat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent wolf.

Sasorthat created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasorthat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sasorthat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sasorthat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sasorthat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

2. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never touch oil while tainted.

5. Always help mites.