Kimponfag Wanragsat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing cobra.

Kimponfag Wanragsat created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimponfag Wanragsat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kimponfag Wanragsat, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kimponfag Wanragsat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kimponfag Wanragsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never handle silver while unclean.

3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

4. Never mark doors with mauve.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.